Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3069342 times)

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #90150 on:** March 28, 2023, 09:30:40 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on March 27, 2023, 06:33:52 PM

Looks like a moldy oldy box of matches too, Kev!
Perhaps back from the days when you got 50 matches, and they were actually made in Oz???

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90151 on:** March 28, 2023, 09:39:20 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90152 on:** March 28, 2023, 11:19:13 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90153 on:** March 28, 2023, 12:28:45 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90154 on:** March 28, 2023, 02:31:41 PM »

Found a Karen at Woolies today... She was complaining that the (unwashed) potatoes had dirt on them.

Ummm, lady, do you think they grow on trees??

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90155 on:** March 28, 2023, 03:12:27 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90156 on:** March 28, 2023, 05:46:13 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90157 on:** March 28, 2023, 08:03:08 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90158 on:** March 28, 2023, 10:36:29 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90159 on:** March 29, 2023, 02:48:49 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90160 on:** March 29, 2023, 03:17:12 AM »

Awwww ... Norton email claims my account has expired, and is pissed that my payment for their service didn't go thru. They want me to update my bank account details.

(Never used Norton)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90161 on:** March 29, 2023, 08:39:39 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90162 on:** March 29, 2023, 10:40:27 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90163 on:** March 29, 2023, 10:48:26 AM »

Friend of mine bought a $10 watch a year or so ago....

It cost her $20 today, to have the battery replaced!

(Battery cost was $3.50)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90164 on:** March 29, 2023, 02:20:52 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90165 on:** March 29, 2023, 03:25:45 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90166 on:** March 29, 2023, 04:43:43 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90167 on:** March 29, 2023, 06:30:28 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90168 on:** March 29, 2023, 08:21:12 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90169 on:** March 29, 2023, 09:37:39 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90170 on:** March 29, 2023, 11:09:33 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90171 on:** March 30, 2023, 01:21:47 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90172 on:** March 30, 2023, 01:52:46 AM »

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90173 on:** March 30, 2023, 06:37:15 AM »

Romans always had short hair.

They invented caesars.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #90174 on:** March 30, 2023, 08:16:14 AM »

A terrorist ordered a bomber jacket online.

Just imagine how pissed he was, when Amazon delivered an Essendon garment.

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