Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3061004 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36751 on:** September 18, 2021, 11:19:43 PM »

A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy.

A few minutes go by, and the guy barfs on the floor. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36752 on:** September 18, 2021, 11:26:55 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36753 on:** September 18, 2021, 11:44:03 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36754 on:** September 19, 2021, 12:11:53 AM »

Have just claimed another $70 rebate from PureProfile online surveys. Money for nothing, you should try it sometime.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36755 on:** September 19, 2021, 12:13:06 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36756 on:** September 19, 2021, 12:20:00 AM »

It's easy to spot Dolly Partons children in a crowd.

They're the ones with stretch marks round their mouths.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36757 on:** September 19, 2021, 12:31:33 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36758 on:** September 19, 2021, 12:40:56 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36759 on:** September 19, 2021, 12:50:47 AM »

I don't know why I ever felt the need to buy this fancy electronic wifi weather gauge,
when I have two perfectly accurate, organic, user friendly ones in my home.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36760 on:** September 19, 2021, 01:01:03 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36761 on:** September 19, 2021, 01:04:18 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36762 on:** September 19, 2021, 01:09:39 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36763 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:23:17 AM »

The 3rd child asked her mother: "Did you want a daughter or a son when I was born?"

Mom angrily: "I wanted neither, I just wanted a towel from your father after having a shower!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36764 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:26:37 AM »

A guy said to the bartender "I want something tall, cold, and full of gin."

The drunk on the next stool turned angrily and said "Watch your mouth! You are speaking about the woman I love."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36765 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:32:08 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36766 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:34:14 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36767 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:36:54 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36768 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:40:17 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36769 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:44:58 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36770 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:46:55 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36771 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:48:52 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36772 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:55:18 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36773 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:55:48 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36774 on:** September 19, 2021, 03:58:43 AM »

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