Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3061087 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8350 on:** July 18, 2018, 10:19:34 PM »

Got a phone call today, I picked up and a voice said "Who is speaking?" I replied "You are" and hung up.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8351 on:** July 18, 2018, 11:31:41 PM »

Donald should be treated like a halloween pumpkin.

Orange outside, hollow inside, and should be tossed out in early November

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8352 on:** July 18, 2018, 11:34:07 PM »

By the way... that 'baby' balloon that the Trump protresters flew in the UK...

Did anyone notice where the inflation spout was?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8353 on:** July 18, 2018, 11:50:16 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8354 on:** July 19, 2018, 01:49:21 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8355 on:** July 19, 2018, 01:55:05 AM »

Spotted a girl at the supermarket.

Looks as tho her eyebrows are sponsored by Nike.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8356 on:** July 19, 2018, 02:48:42 AM »

Tax Office worker query..

"What's the time?"

"About $3.80 to lunch!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8357 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:00:26 AM »

MATHS

The only time and place that somebody buys 64 watermelons, and nobody asks why.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8358 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:08:31 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8359 on:** July 19, 2018, 04:51:41 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8360 on:** July 19, 2018, 04:57:06 AM »

Bodø · « **Reply #8361 on:** July 19, 2018, 05:11:51 AM »

That's probably not far off the mark.

Shillas · « **Reply #8362 on:** July 19, 2018, 05:49:26 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 18, 2018, 10:12:40 PM

A mate told me he’s humping his girlfriend, and her twin.

I asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He said "Her brother’s got a moustache!"

Shillas · « **Reply #8363 on:** July 19, 2018, 05:51:00 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 18, 2018, 09:34:01 PM

If horses are measured in hands, Trump must have the biggest horses in the world.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8364 on:** July 19, 2018, 02:24:25 PM »

'Able' weather here today... 'Miser-able'. Constant rain, not a lot in volume, just continuous.
And cold... 7 degrees at 2.15pm after a minimum of 5 overnight.
Theres a ute parked out front that has about 4 inches of water in the back, much of it is runoff from the tree that it is parked under.

Shillas · « **Reply #8365 on:** July 19, 2018, 02:26:56 PM »

Sure it's not terr-able?

Bodø · « **Reply #8366 on:** July 19, 2018, 02:40:26 PM »

Like I always say, if you have a ute, you have a pool.

NTRebel · « **Reply #8367 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:04:44 PM »

It's Victorible as usual

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8368 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:05:44 PM »

Yer, Paul. About par for the course.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8369 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:19:14 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8370 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:24:53 PM »

A woman applied for a fruit picking job at a citrus grove.

The boss asked "Have you had any experience picking lemons?"

She replied "Well, yes! ... I've been married three times."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8371 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:31:30 PM »

Snow Whites dilemma ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8372 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:43:41 PM »

Bodø · « **Reply #8373 on:** July 19, 2018, 04:50:46 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8374 on:** July 19, 2018, 08:37:59 PM »

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