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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #12825 on: July 09, 2019, 01:57:47 PM »
The Australian Lyrebird.

Incredible at mimicry it can copy and repeat perfectly, many things that it hears.

Opposition politcians have learned much from this iconic bird, especially the self preening.

The connotations raised from the name are coincidental, but purely superficial.
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« Reply #12826 on: July 09, 2019, 02:11:14 PM »
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field, and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the shared control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.
If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Tuesday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."

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« Reply #12827 on: July 09, 2019, 06:53:41 PM »
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« Reply #12828 on: July 09, 2019, 07:41:10 PM »
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« Reply #12829 on: July 09, 2019, 11:11:51 PM »
I once had a dog, a spaniel/poodle cross, that used to crap everywhere!

I called him 'Rooster', because he woke me every morning with cocker- poodle- do!
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« Reply #12830 on: July 10, 2019, 05:24:42 PM »
Another cold, wet, and windy day here, 10 degrees at 5pm (feels like 4, with wind chill) and 16mm of rain since 9am.
Rained overnight as well, but I didn't record the quantity.
Wind gusts hitting 60km.
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« Reply #12831 on: July 10, 2019, 05:30:23 PM »
You tend to doubt the quality of a dating site, when it matches you for a blind date with your ex.
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« Reply #12832 on: July 10, 2019, 05:35:39 PM »
1700 23.3 feels like 17.6 and no rain here Kev. :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah
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« Reply #12833 on: July 10, 2019, 05:49:36 PM »
Book me in, Paul!  :grin
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« Reply #12834 on: July 10, 2019, 06:06:32 PM »
STD Warning

Worse than SARS and Bird Flu combined, The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush found in Texas, and has recently resurfaced in a Trump from New York.

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« Reply #12835 on: July 10, 2019, 06:19:31 PM »
Sorry Kev we're currently in discussions with Donald about building his wall to keep all Mexicans out to prevent them from killing themselves by climbing the Rock. :grin :grin

Book me in, Paul!  :grin
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« Reply #12836 on: July 10, 2019, 06:28:09 PM »
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« Reply #12837 on: July 10, 2019, 07:52:48 PM »
7.45pm, now below 9 degrees, and feels like 1.1

Cats just tapped me on the shoulder to remind me to turn on the heater for them.
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« Reply #12838 on: July 10, 2019, 10:34:37 PM »
2200 11.8 feels like 8.2
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« Reply #12839 on: July 11, 2019, 01:40:13 AM »
My 'lecky blanket has 3 heat settings... Lo, Med, and Hi.

I want a blanket with a ​YEE HAAAAA! ​setting.
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« Reply #12840 on: July 11, 2019, 02:08:36 AM »
It got colder... Feels Like -1°C at 2am, and still raining. 27mm since 9am yesterday.

Temporary fix for tonight... I folded my electric blanket in half, and am pretending to be the cheese in a toasted sandwich.
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« Reply #12841 on: July 11, 2019, 07:08:58 AM »
My 'lecky blanket has 3 heat settings... Lo, Med, and Hi.

I want a blanket with a ​YEE HAAAAA! ​setting.
Mine has 9 settings for the feet, and 9 settings for the upper body, and a timer up to 9 hours. And it's programmable. It can remember your preferred settings.

Oh, and a wonderfully fine 23 °C at 2:30 pm yesterday afternoon. 11 °C this morning.

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« Reply #12842 on: July 11, 2019, 07:16:42 AM »
I turn mine on about 90 minutes before I go to bed and off when I  do. 
 
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« Reply #12843 on: July 11, 2019, 07:43:39 AM »
Not raining at the moment, we had 28mm in the past 22 hours. Still cold at 7.30am, 10 degrees but feels like only 2.
I was annoyed by the noise from the door rattle overnight and wedged a screwdriver into the lock to get some peace.
Had a hot shower at 7am just to warm up a bit.
Wind has eased back some, but still gusting to around 65kph.

I think today I may just lounge back in front of the heater and watch a few movies, as there is no incentive to venture outdoors.
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« Reply #12844 on: July 11, 2019, 01:38:32 PM »
Blast from the past.

Way back in the 60's/70's in the barracks mess, the Army always had 4 spreads available on the table as 'toppers', for those who wanted a little something extra after the meals.

Vegemite, Cheese spread, Peanut paste and Lemon spread ...

... which we always referred to as 'Vaginamite, Sleaze spread, Penis paste and Lesbian spread'.

All were common terms used by diggers in Watsonia Barracks and Kapooka, but I am unsure how far the habit ... ummm ...spread?
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« Reply #12845 on: July 11, 2019, 04:20:29 PM »
My friend picked up an online virus, and called me for help. 
I found the problem and fixed it for him, but next time I visited I found that he had put the computer in the corner with the screen facing the wall, like it was in time-out for doing something wrong.
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« Reply #12846 on: July 11, 2019, 06:23:48 PM »
Think I got the same thing.
Running slow, slow to start, fuzzy memory, nothing works.

Early bed I think, I should be feeling better tomorrow..
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« Reply #12847 on: July 11, 2019, 06:59:08 PM »
Rest up, hope you feel better soon mate.
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« Reply #12848 on: July 11, 2019, 07:01:29 PM »
A shut down and restart will fix it.
 
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« Reply #12849 on: July 12, 2019, 01:53:48 PM »
Todays shut down and restart didnt work for my computer, I have been locked out for a couple of hours.

Fuming!  Now you know why my computer is nicknamed FRED! (******* Ridiculous Electronic Device)
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