Two men are playing golf.
One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course.
He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.
His opponent comments after the cortage moved past: "That is the most touching thing I have ever seen! You are a very feeling man."
The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well, ... we were married for almost 45 years."