A politician visited an outback town, and asked what their needs were.
"We have two (2) basic needs, replied the towners "Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor."
On hearing this, the politician brought out his phone, and had a vigorous conversation. After speaking for a while, he told them "Not to worry, a doctor will be here tomorrow! What is the second problem?"
"...Secondly, we have no phone service here?".