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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18575 on: May 29, 2020, 05:54:57 AM »
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« Reply #18576 on: May 29, 2020, 08:56:50 AM »
After vegetating indoors for so long, I feel the need for one of these.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18577 on: May 29, 2020, 09:39:41 AM »
Decide to have something to eat, as I have not had a meal for 4 days.

You're a very naughty boy, Kev! :spank

You've gotta eat, cos' if you don't eat, you don't sh*t, and if you don't sh*t you know what happens...  :-(((


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« Reply #18579 on: May 29, 2020, 11:41:58 AM »
I asked my wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied "I'd take half, and leave you!"

I said "Great! ... here's $7.50, I won 6th division! ... I'll help you pack!"
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18582 on: May 29, 2020, 07:07:17 PM »
Or lack of exhaust...  :whistle


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« Reply #18586 on: May 29, 2020, 09:53:48 PM »
She said to me "Why don't you act your age!!"

I replied "You're 3 years too late with that advice, I'm now 72!"
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« Reply #18587 on: May 29, 2020, 10:50:16 PM »
Trying to launch a kite with my great grandchild, but it kept crashing.

My wife called from the window "You need more tail!"

I replied "Make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"
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« Reply #18588 on: May 29, 2020, 11:31:35 PM »
She said to me, "Look at that couple down the street. Every time they go to the car, he holds the door open for her, kisses her on the cheek, and gives her a hug, and pats her on the bum. Why don't you do that?"

"WHAT!!" I said, "Hells bells woman! ... I don't even KNOW her?"
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« Reply #18589 on: May 30, 2020, 03:32:59 PM »
Looks like heavy rain heading this way from Adelaide later tonight. Good, get it over with now ... RTE in two weeks!

...And oboy! ... am I getting wound up about having a decent ride again!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18590 on: May 30, 2020, 05:19:17 PM »
Optus telemarketers lose their cool when you say 'NO!' to their 'Yes' offer.

Clown called me back another 3 times before I blocked the number, and there have been another 4 rejected calls since.

8 calls in less than a half hour! :OldMan
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18591 on: May 30, 2020, 05:30:24 PM »
Roger Federer earned 160 million dollars last year...

that works out to almost the same amount per day, as what overpaid ScoMo collects each year.
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« Reply #18592 on: May 30, 2020, 06:59:38 PM »
Batten down the hatches...  The rain has just started here!

Up to 10 mm expected tonight, with another 10 mm tomorrow.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18593 on: May 30, 2020, 07:33:41 PM »
Batten down the hatches...  The rain has just started here!

Up to 10 mm expected tonight, with another 10 mm tomorrow.

No rain here Kev. :Stirpot :Stirpot :Stirpot :Stirpot
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« Reply #18594 on: May 30, 2020, 07:55:02 PM »
Yer, Paul... at least you still have 18 degrees at 8pm, whereas it's only 11 here, and with wind chill from 44 kph gusty winds, it feels like 4.7 degrees. Could you mail a couple of bottles of sunshine to me?
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« Reply #18596 on: May 30, 2020, 08:50:59 PM »
Temperature      10.6°C   steady
Dew Point      9.7°C   rising
Feels Like      3.4°C
Relative Humidity      94%
Wind   NNW 37km/h   falling
Wind Gusts      56km/h
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« Reply #18597 on: May 30, 2020, 09:36:28 PM »
Had 5 mm of rain in past 2 and a half hours, have emptied the gauge to see what collects overnight.
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« Reply #18598 on: May 30, 2020, 10:32:13 PM »
Yer, Paul... at least you still have 18 degrees at 8pm, whereas it's only 11 here, and with wind chill from 44 kph gusty winds, it feels like 4.7 degrees. Could you mail a couple of bottles of sunshine to me?

No sunshine due to cloud cover.
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« Reply #18599 on: May 30, 2020, 10:33:33 PM »
Damn!  :grin  Stay safe mate.
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