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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37200 on:** September 27, 2021, 03:38:37 AM »

Going Green.

Bribes for politicians are now wrapped in 100% recycled envelopes.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37201 on:** September 27, 2021, 03:40:39 AM »

Legalized same-sex marriage in the US has prompted a new slogan,

'We're here, we're queer, and we're registered.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37202 on:** September 27, 2021, 04:08:30 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37203 on:** September 27, 2021, 04:13:44 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37204 on:** September 27, 2021, 04:14:29 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37205 on:** September 27, 2021, 04:15:07 AM »

ruSTynutz · « **Reply #37206 on:** September 27, 2021, 09:45:52 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on September 27, 2021, 04:08:30 AM

She'll be right, just rinse it off under a tap...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37207 on:** September 27, 2021, 12:43:12 PM »

A stranger approached Nasruddin as he was standing at the crossroads.

"Which way to town?" the stranger asked.
Nasruddin pointed to the right.
"And how long will it take to get there?"
Nasruddin stared at the stranger intently, then shrugged.
"I know you can hear me!" the stranger shouted. "How long will it take me to get to town?"
Nasruddin shrugged again, and the stranger stomped off angrily.

A minute later, Nasruddin shouted, "About half an hour."
The stranger turned and shouted back, "Why didn't you say so?"
"I had to see how quickly you were walking," Nasruddin replied, smiling.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37208 on:** September 27, 2021, 01:01:23 PM »

Only 89 days until Christmas.

Again.

Already.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37209 on:** September 27, 2021, 01:02:12 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #37210 on:** September 27, 2021, 01:08:09 PM »

A police office at the station is taking the statements of two people involved in a car accident.

He asks the driver first to relay what happened. The driver angrily says “I was driving along down this narrow one-way street when this guy suddenly appears in front of me. I turn on the high beams to warn him; he doesn’t budge. I honk the horn at him, but he doesn’t move. I shout out the window at him; he’s still right there. I had nowhere else to turn and not enough time to stop. That’s what happened.”

The officer turns to the second guy and asks him “Why didn’t you move when you saw his car coming at you?”
The guy looks at him and answers: “I’m sitting behind my counter in my own shop.
Where the hell am I gonna go?”