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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18850 on: June 17, 2020, 11:14:42 AM »
I have found how to avoid eating too much chocolate.


Melt it, and drink it instead!
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« Reply #18852 on: June 17, 2020, 11:29:10 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18854 on: June 17, 2020, 07:20:46 PM »
But not if the load isnt moving...

Handy tip, if toilet is blocked by over enthusiastic application of tissue, get hold of a couple of bottles of cheapish dish washing liquid. Pour into bowl and allow to sit for a couple of hours.

Apparently the detergent will penetrate and lubricate, the next flush should free the obstruction.
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« Reply #18855 on: June 17, 2020, 08:22:34 PM »
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it away. :eek



I find now that I have way more time on my hands, since I gave up reading.  :thumb
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« Reply #18856 on: June 17, 2020, 09:04:14 PM »
But not if the load isnt moving...

Handy tip, if toilet is blocked by over enthusiastic application of tissue, get hold of a couple of bottles of cheapish dish washing liquid. Pour into bowl and allow to sit for a couple of hours.

Apparently the detergent will penetrate and lubricate, the next flush should free the obstruction.

Or you could chuck some caustic soda in the bowl...  :thumbs


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« Reply #18859 on: June 18, 2020, 08:41:08 AM »


Besides, it's too damn cold outside to go out there.

8.30 am Thursday

Portland   5.2°C
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« Reply #18861 on: June 18, 2020, 08:58:29 AM »
I was asked at a job interview if I was punctual.

I replied "Yes! I always use commas, and full stops. (Even 'parenthesis' - if needed.)"
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« Reply #18862 on: June 18, 2020, 10:58:30 AM »
Weathercaster on TV is obviously from la-la land. He said that we can 'expect a top of 17 degrees' here today?

He needs a lesson in frigganometry to prevent the spreading of such lies.

Currently 11am, and has not yet reached double figures, and with wind chill is less than 5 degrees.
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« Reply #18863 on: June 18, 2020, 11:03:07 AM »
Have some fun in your life.

Call in sick to businesses that do not employ you.  :grin
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« Reply #18864 on: June 18, 2020, 11:18:18 AM »


Besides, it's too damn cold outside to go out there.

8.30 am Thursday

Portland   5.2°C
Feels Like   1.8°C


You think it's cold there? My weather station is saying it's minus 40 outside... :rofl

Me thinks it may be faulty... :whistle


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« Reply #18865 on: June 18, 2020, 11:24:28 AM »
Possibly so... :grin
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« Reply #18868 on: June 18, 2020, 12:37:11 PM »
I can relate to that one, Kev!!!!  :|||| :rofl


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« Reply #18869 on: June 18, 2020, 12:47:30 PM »
Almost 850,000 Australians have lost their jobs in the past few months.

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« Reply #18870 on: June 18, 2020, 03:50:05 PM »
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree.

That makes it a plant, therefore chocolate is a salad.
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« Reply #18871 on: June 18, 2020, 03:51:10 PM »
You know that you are old, when you go to bed at the same time that you used to go out socialising.
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« Reply #18873 on: June 18, 2020, 08:09:10 PM »
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« Reply #18874 on: June 18, 2020, 11:51:36 PM »
A cop with a drug sniffer dog said to me "My dog tells me that you are a drug user."

I replied "I'M on drugs? ... YOU'RE the one that's talking to dogs?"
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