Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3068103 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18901 on:** June 20, 2020, 05:09:46 PM »

I was pulled over by a cop.

He asked "Do you have a police record?"

I replied "No, but I have a copy of 'Roxanne' and 'Don't stand so close to me' on a USB stick?"

Shillas · « **Reply #18902 on:** June 20, 2020, 06:44:59 PM »

My wife said I should stop posting shit Dad jokes, and write a book instead.

I said, "That's a novel idea".

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18903 on:** June 20, 2020, 10:22:50 PM »

Every time I make plans to eat better, I can hear my stomach laughing.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18904 on:** June 21, 2020, 09:06:09 AM »

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18905 on:** June 21, 2020, 09:10:00 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18906 on:** June 21, 2020, 09:15:46 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18907 on:** June 21, 2020, 12:16:15 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18908 on:** June 21, 2020, 02:32:54 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18909 on:** June 21, 2020, 02:33:37 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18910 on:** June 21, 2020, 02:34:45 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18911 on:** June 21, 2020, 02:40:47 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18912 on:** June 21, 2020, 03:51:41 PM »

At least todays scam artist emailer knows what day it is today, he just has no idea about the FBI and their duties, and that they have bugger-all to do with revenue recovery for my traffic violation in Sydney last week....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18913 on:** June 21, 2020, 03:59:45 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18914 on:** June 21, 2020, 05:17:20 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18915 on:** June 21, 2020, 06:08:59 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18916 on:** June 21, 2020, 07:20:38 PM »

Click on pic to enlarge, makes it easier to read text.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18917 on:** June 21, 2020, 10:28:01 PM »

Just my late night shitty sense of humour kicking in...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18918 on:** June 22, 2020, 06:14:18 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18919 on:** June 22, 2020, 06:16:27 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18920 on:** June 22, 2020, 09:53:01 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18921 on:** June 22, 2020, 09:55:53 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18922 on:** June 22, 2020, 10:11:03 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18923 on:** June 22, 2020, 10:43:32 AM »

Three out of four voices in my head want to sleep.

The other voice wants to know if penguins have knees.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #18924 on:** June 22, 2020, 01:11:12 PM »

... Just imagine if women reacted to cooking shows the way that men react, when watching sport ...

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