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THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE

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JuST Peter:
It's  2012 and it's the Olympics in London .

A  Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but  they

Haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman  picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm  and

Walks to the  gate.

" McTavish , Scotland ," he  says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman  picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it  over

His  shoulder.

" Waddington-Smith , England "  he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman  looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and  tucks

It under his  arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland " he says,  "Fencing."

Poppy Dave:
 :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl

Shiney:
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Biggles:
Yep, it gets trotted out every four years.    :beer

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