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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #29100 on: April 10, 2021, 03:56:37 PM »
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Am I an a-hole for doing this??

Yes and no...  You were an A-hole before you retired 11 years ago, nothing has changed since..

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« Reply #29106 on: April 10, 2021, 10:02:54 PM »
My mate said he'd seen some other bloke put his arm around my girlfriend three times.

I said, "Bugger off?" ... "NOBODY has arms that long?"
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« Reply #29110 on: April 11, 2021, 09:44:39 AM »
Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married. "If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest.

One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the month without sex?"

"Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple.

"How about you?" He asks the middle aged couple.

"It was hard, but we didn't have sex for the whole month," they respond.

"And how about you two?" He asks the young couple.

"No we couldn't do it," responds the boyfriend.

"Tell me why," says the priest.

"Well my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it.
She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened."

The priest then tells them, "I'm sorry, but you're not welcome in my church."

"We're banned from Costco, too!" said the boyfriend.
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« Reply #29111 on: April 11, 2021, 09:54:41 AM »
Bill pulled up a stool at his favourite bar and announced, “My wife Jennie loves me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”
The bartender inquired. “What makes you say that?”
Bill explained, “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work.
She was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman or mailman came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”
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« Reply #29124 on: April 11, 2021, 03:20:34 PM »
Little Gemma

The teacher was telling the kids at Main Beach state school about the birds and bees and explained that
when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little
baby from its nest.
Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and says to the teacher " Are you sure about the
stork miss, cause I think you’re getting your birds mixed up, cause my sister just had a baby and she
said it was from a shag on the beach at Coolangatta ".


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