Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3085448 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29276 on:** April 14, 2021, 06:50:05 AM »

Just started raining here again, coming from the west.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29277 on:** April 14, 2021, 06:58:44 AM »

My taxi driver asked me what I did for a living.

Me: "I work as a web developer and also part time as a graphic designer."

Driver: "I don't like working for anyone, I like to be my own boss."

Me: "That's cool, turn left up ahead, after the lights."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29278 on:** April 14, 2021, 07:06:17 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29279 on:** April 14, 2021, 07:08:04 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29280 on:** April 14, 2021, 07:12:36 AM »

Americans still use imperial measurement system, altho' they are starting to use metric.

I saw a News report recently, where a 9mm was used at a school.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29281 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:03:28 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29282 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:03:50 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29283 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:06:37 AM »

Did anyone get a U2. Satellite Navigation System for Christmas?

I am returning mine.

The Streets have no name.

... And I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29284 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:15:32 AM »

A guy driving a BMW was upset, because the fast food stores here were closed on the afternoon of Christmas Day.

He said to me "This town must be the asshole of the Earth!"

I looked him in the eye and asked, "You just passing through?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29285 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:23:37 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29286 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:27:55 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29287 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:29:52 AM »

Chuck Norris killed 50 people when he threw a grenade.

Ten more died when the grenade exploded.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29288 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:32:59 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29289 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:35:25 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29290 on:** April 14, 2021, 10:48:39 AM »

So I did some research...
and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers, and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29291 on:** April 14, 2021, 12:45:48 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29292 on:** April 14, 2021, 12:47:55 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29293 on:** April 14, 2021, 12:48:49 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29294 on:** April 14, 2021, 12:49:50 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29295 on:** April 14, 2021, 12:52:30 PM »

My digestive system has been backed up for some time.

I don't give a shit

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29296 on:** April 14, 2021, 01:00:30 PM »

This is a way-oldie picture of when I worked in the coalmines at Blackwater, Queensland, early 1975.

There's a reason for the blonde hair. Previous to working the coalfields, I was working on the prawn fleet in the Gulf of Carpentaria. We didn't have freshwater for showers, had to wash in the ocean. There was only one detergent available which would lather in sea water, BP Comprox, which is why we had a whole fleet of blonde prawn fishermen.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29297 on:** April 14, 2021, 01:03:04 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29298 on:** April 14, 2021, 01:18:06 PM »

I was in the kitchen when a bug came through the window and detonated.

may have been a jihaddy long legs.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #29299 on:** April 14, 2021, 01:19:54 PM »

My friend is having issues with his solar power generation system in his house.

Friend: "I wish these solar guys would come and fix my shit!"
Me: "I don't think they will."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Solar doesn't work where the sun don't shine. "

News:

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