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Offline Poppy Dave

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Pinched from the BK forum
« on: July 02, 2012, 09:30:40 PM »
My Tax Returns

Yesterday I got my Tax Return "Returned"

I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year,

however, the ATO sent my Tax Return back!!

I guess it was because of the line: "List All Dependents" to which I had replied:
1/2 million illegal immigrants
1/4 million crack heads
2 million unemployable people living on welfare
1 million people in over 123 prisons and
353 fools in Parliament House and the Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT acceptable.

So I sent it back with the question "Did I forget someone?"

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Offline tj189

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Re: Pinched from the BK forum
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2012, 07:37:16 AM »
 :crackup :crackup
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Re: Pinched from the BK forum
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 10:32:48 AM »
Funny!!  :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

But frighteningly true!! :well :well :well :well
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Re: Pinched from the BK forum
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 08:48:36 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :runyay

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