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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: JuST Peter on November 26, 2016, 08:17:37 PM

Title: Report card
Post by: JuST Peter on November 26, 2016, 08:17:37 PM

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

Nina's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it out on her mother."

Title: Re: Report card
Post by: richo on November 26, 2016, 08:40:14 PM

 ++ ++  I will shoe the wife this one as it will distract here from picking on me

Title: Re: Report card
Post by: Brock on November 26, 2016, 09:00:02 PM

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I will shoe the wife this one as it will distract here from picking on me

Oh no it wont.

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