An elderly man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in
the movie theatre
.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered
to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The elderly man didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have
to call the manager."
Once again, the elderly man just muttered and did nothing.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a
moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the
elderly disheveled man, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police.
Officer Ken surveyed the situation briefly then asked,
"All right buddy what's your name?"
"Jim" the old man moaned.
"Where you from, Jim"?asked officer Ken.
With a terrible strain in his voice, and without
moving, Jim replied;
"The balcony".......
