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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: JuST Peter on July 25, 2018, 09:41:32 PM

Title: Ex?
Post by: JuST Peter on July 25, 2018, 09:41:32 PM

One evening, after the honeymoon, Tom was working on his Harley motorcycle in the garage.  His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we’re married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.

You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time.

And that gun collection and fishing gear, they just take up so much space.

And you know the boat is such an ongoing expense; and you hardly use it.

I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing equipment..."

And what’s the use of that vintage hot rod sports car?

Tom got a horrified look on his face.

She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom replied, “I wasn't..."

 

Title: Re: Ex?
Post by: Kev Murphy on July 25, 2018, 10:13:07 PM

 :rofl :hatwave

Title: Re: Ex?
Post by: Wild Rose on July 26, 2018, 04:46:50 AM

 :grin  :crackup :crackup   :rofl   :rofl    :rofl

Title: Re: Ex?
Post by: Bodø on July 26, 2018, 05:21:59 AM

 :rofl

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Title: Re: Ex?
Post by: richo on July 26, 2018, 09:46:31 PM

 :rofl.