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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18725 on: June 07, 2020, 08:27:29 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18727 on: June 07, 2020, 10:49:13 PM »
Too much plastic?

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18728 on: June 08, 2020, 04:40:22 AM »
Great weather here last week, it only rained twice.

Monday until Thursday, and then Friday until Sunday.
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« Reply #18729 on: June 08, 2020, 04:53:25 AM »
Great idea, ScoMo.   

Put a high tax on liquor, and then raise the tax on everything else that drives people to drink.
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« Reply #18732 on: June 08, 2020, 12:05:34 PM »
With all the political hoo-ha in the Divided States of America, I feel that Trump and Hillary are acting like divorced parents fighting over the custody of the people, but all the people wanna do is go live with grandma.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18734 on: June 08, 2020, 12:34:31 PM »
I was cooking, and the recipe said 'Chill in the fridge for 20 minutes'

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« Reply #18737 on: June 08, 2020, 01:43:04 PM »
Obama, 44th President of The United States.

Trump - 1st President of The Divided/Separated States.
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« Reply #18738 on: June 08, 2020, 02:32:05 PM »
Tiger Woods could learn a lot from Santa.


Santa stops after 3 ho's.
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« Reply #18739 on: June 08, 2020, 02:47:10 PM »
Her: "I have to go to Big W, Target, Home Hardware, The Reject Shop, and Myers today"

Him: "Why?"

Her: "Because I found an article online on things that you can make from stuff lying around the house"
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« Reply #18741 on: June 08, 2020, 06:00:11 PM »
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« Reply #18742 on: June 08, 2020, 06:30:33 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18743 on: June 08, 2020, 06:45:38 PM »
The scam phone calls continue... From private number.

Female voice, recorded message from (supposedly) NBN, stating that my home phone and internet will be cancelled within 24 hours.. yada yada yada... press 1 to speak to a rep ...

Everyone should be aware that the NBN is a wholesaler, and only offer their facilities to phone/internet Providers, not individual persons.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18744 on: June 09, 2020, 12:02:01 AM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18745 on: June 09, 2020, 03:57:27 AM »
In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire.

A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in their sleep in the fire.
A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya lived on the second floor, and they too, all perished in their beds.
Six Los Angeles gangbanger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died in their beds as well.
A white couple lived on the top floor. They were the only ones who survived the fire.

Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew to Los Angeles and met with the fire chief on television.
They loudly demanded to know why the Nigerians, Muslims, and gangbangers all died in the fire, and only the white couple survived.
The fire chief said, "Please don't get upset. The fire was at 11 am, and the reason those fellow citizens survived was because they were at work."
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18746 on: June 09, 2020, 04:26:25 AM »
I was going to visit this place, but I figure it would take forever to get there...

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« Reply #18747 on: June 09, 2020, 09:16:52 AM »
9 am Tuesday


Portland   4.9°C

Feels Like   1.8°C


Me:- (Imitates the call of a crow, 3 times!)
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« Reply #18748 on: June 09, 2020, 09:35:29 AM »
... To answer your question:  Yes, fish DO get thirsty!

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« Reply #18749 on: June 09, 2020, 12:15:57 PM »
Two guys sitting at the Grand Final, with an empty seat between them.

One said "I had to book my ticket 6 months ago to ensure a seat, it's a shame to see this one empty."

The other replied "Well, that empty seat was for my wife, but she died."

"Sorry to hear that, but why didn't you give the ticket to a member of your family, or a friend?"

"Oh, I couldn't do that, they are all at the funeral !!"
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