Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3069864 times)

Shillas · « **Reply #22033 on:** October 24, 2020, 08:41:13 PM »

Dating : I can't wait to see you again.

Marriage : Part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22034 on:** October 24, 2020, 08:52:12 PM »

You forgot to fit the barbed wire down the centre of the bed?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22035 on:** October 24, 2020, 08:52:51 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22036 on:** October 24, 2020, 08:53:39 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22037 on:** October 24, 2020, 08:54:03 PM »

Shillas · « **Reply #22038 on:** October 24, 2020, 09:25:58 PM »

I've just bought a 'low energy light bulb' at Bunnings
The assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?"

I said no - Its going in the lounge.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22039 on:** October 24, 2020, 10:46:07 PM »

He does not believe in the 'light at the end of the tunnel'?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22040 on:** October 24, 2020, 10:50:36 PM »

Armless friend of mine was walking by, and I asked him what he was up to, as he spends most of his time at home.
He replied "I am going to replace my faulty kitchen light"
I raised my eyebrows and said "Well, good luck with that!"
He said "Shouldn't be a problem, It's only 3 weeks old, and I still have the receipt!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22041 on:** October 25, 2020, 12:42:56 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22042 on:** October 25, 2020, 12:44:57 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22043 on:** October 25, 2020, 12:45:30 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22044 on:** October 25, 2020, 12:46:09 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22045 on:** October 25, 2020, 12:46:45 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22046 on:** October 25, 2020, 12:47:34 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22047 on:** October 25, 2020, 12:49:52 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22048 on:** October 25, 2020, 03:42:05 AM »

3.30 am, Portland 9.1°C, Feels Like -2°C. Supposed to be halfway through spring?

Enough, already. This is as cold as it gets in winter, where's our global warming?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #22049 on:** October 25, 2020, 03:44:15 AM »

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