Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 3059872 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36852 on:** September 20, 2021, 12:13:15 PM »

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time,
... which is just long enough to become President of the United States.
... Once!

Brock · « **Reply #36853 on:** September 20, 2021, 01:35:57 PM »

Maybe again on the second attempt....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36854 on:** September 20, 2021, 02:18:16 PM »

SURELY the American people are not THAT stupid?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36855 on:** September 20, 2021, 02:20:09 PM »

Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36856 on:** September 20, 2021, 02:26:57 PM »

A man walks into a bar.. Everything in this bar is golden!!! Golden carpets, golden shotglasses, golden beermats...... After one too many drinks he stumbles into what he thinks is the toilet and there's even a golden urinal!!

The man goes home and tells his wife about this place and she isn't convinced, so in the morning she phones the bar and says, "Is every thing in your bar golden..? Golden carpets, golden shotglasses, golden beermats???"
"Yes" answers the bartender..
"What about a golden urinal?"
"Wait Right Here" says the bartender.... "Eddie.. I think we found a lead on the guy who pissed in your saxophone!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36857 on:** September 20, 2021, 02:30:51 PM »

"My local pub is rough as guts.

I went to the pub quiz the other night.

First question was, "What the f**k are you looking at?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36858 on:** September 20, 2021, 02:37:13 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36859 on:** September 20, 2021, 02:39:01 PM »

Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack.

It's called 'Not Poodle'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36860 on:** September 20, 2021, 03:05:01 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36861 on:** September 20, 2021, 03:07:25 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36862 on:** September 20, 2021, 03:08:19 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36863 on:** September 20, 2021, 03:13:00 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36864 on:** September 20, 2021, 03:13:29 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36865 on:** September 20, 2021, 03:19:00 PM »

The difference between love and marriage.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36866 on:** September 20, 2021, 03:20:11 PM »

Love is blind and marriage is the eye-opener!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36867 on:** September 20, 2021, 05:41:05 PM »

Meh! Lousy weather today, from fog to rain, to hail, to high wind, and a miserable 8 degrees at 5.30pm (feels like zero point 1 degrees) Cats had the best idea for the day, they only got out of bed to eat.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36868 on:** September 20, 2021, 05:43:50 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36869 on:** September 20, 2021, 05:46:08 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36870 on:** September 20, 2021, 05:49:39 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36871 on:** September 20, 2021, 05:55:44 PM »

NTRebel · « **Reply #36872 on:** September 20, 2021, 06:06:02 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on September 20, 2021, 05:41:05 PM

Meh! Lousy weather today, from fog to rain, to hail, to high wind, and a miserable 8 degrees at 5.30pm (feels like zero point 1 degrees) Cats had the best idea for the day, they only got out of bed to eat.

That looks like beautiful normal Victorian weather Kev.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36873 on:** September 20, 2021, 06:38:04 PM »

Far from normal for this time of year, Paul. Hail was supposed to end last week.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #36874 on:** September 20, 2021, 06:38:40 PM »

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