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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Z900owner on November 05, 2015, 10:46:35 AM

Title: Sexual activity for senior males: where were you born?
Post by: Z900owner on November 05, 2015, 10:46:35 AM
 
Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:

 
Men between 60 and 80 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to
three times per week, > (and a small number a lot more)


whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only
once or twice per year if they are lucky.



 
This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my mates, as
none of us had any idea we were Japanese.
Title: Re: Sexual activity for senior males: where were you born?
Post by: spanner on November 05, 2015, 11:11:52 AM


私の陰茎は限り私は、私も日本から来たと思ういけないことのために喜びのカーテンを見ていません。
Title: Re: Sexual activity for senior males: where were you born?
Post by: Nigel on November 05, 2015, 02:37:20 PM
Arsesaw............................................ :wht11
Title: Re: Sexual activity for senior males: where were you born?
Post by: Biggles on November 05, 2015, 06:38:45 PM
Quote from: spanner on November 05, 2015, 11:11:52 AM


私の陰茎は限り私は、私も日本から来たと思ういけないことのために喜びのカーテンを見ていません。


I deduce that's your explanation for why you've been missing out.
Title: Re: Sexual activity for senior males: where were you born?
Post by: StinkyPete on November 05, 2015, 06:42:35 PM
Quote from: Biggles on November 05, 2015, 06:38:45 PM
Quote from: spanner on November 05, 2015, 11:11:52 AM


私の陰茎は限り私は、私も日本から来たと思ういけないことのために喜びのカーテンを見ていません。


I deduce that's your explanation for why you've been missing out.

According to my on-line translator, this says.........
"My penis as far as I can , I also have not seen the joy of the curtain for that I should not think that came from Japan"    :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Sexual activity for senior males: where were you born?
Post by: Gadget on November 05, 2015, 06:58:46 PM
Quote from: spanner on November 05, 2015, 11:11:52 AM


私の陰茎は限り私は、私も日本から来たと思ういけないことのために喜びのカーテンを見ていません。
This has caused some discussion in our house as my son is a student of the Japanese language and learnt a new way to say Penis.
Title: Re: Sexual activity for senior males: where were you born?
Post by: johnnyYTED on November 05, 2015, 09:35:04 PM
 :dred11
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.  :well
  :OldMan well I think I may even be geriatric Japanese if I think about it...  :fp
 :o  its been a while  >:()
Title: Re: Sexual activity for senior males: where were you born?
Post by: Kev Murphy on November 06, 2015, 10:49:39 AM
...Just far distant memories.... o:)

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