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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on November 26, 2015, 01:39:35 PM

Title: English Pub tale
Post by: JuST Peter on November 26, 2015, 01:39:35 PM

English Pub – “George and the Dragon”

An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."
He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked.
The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No! bugger off" she shouted.
Could I have a pint of ale?" "No! On ýer way" she shouted. “
"Could I at least sleep in your stable?" "No!  Get the hell out" she shouted again.
The vagabond said, "Might I please ........... ?" "What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.
"D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a quick word with George?"

Title: Re: English Pub tale
Post by: spanner on November 26, 2015, 02:48:27 PM

took me a little while and re-reading it at least three times but then it clicked!

Funny sh!t!

Title: Re: English Pub tale
Post by: WendyL on November 26, 2015, 02:57:10 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: English Pub tale
Post by: Wild Rose on November 26, 2015, 03:09:44 PM

Very funny  :like   :clap :clap :clap

Title: Re: English Pub tale
Post by: Biggles on November 26, 2015, 08:41:20 PM

Pay this clever one, even though you could see how it would end about half way through.     :grin

Title: Re: English Pub tale
Post by: ST.George on November 27, 2015, 08:28:35 AM

 :hatwave ...But Wyvern is not impressed - he is nothing like an old hag!

Title: Re: English Pub tale
Post by: JuST Peter on November 27, 2015, 11:50:54 AM

Quote from: ST.George on November 27, 2015, 08:28:35 AM

:hatwave ...But Wyvern is not impressed - he is nothing like an old hag!

Who said he was?

Title: Re: English Pub tale
Post by: Kev Murphy on November 27, 2015, 05:13:19 PM

 :rofl Snagged!