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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on December 02, 2015, 08:51:59 PM
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Whilst in China , an Englishman is very sexually
promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in England , he wakes one morning to find his pencil covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Thai VD.
It's very rare and almost unheard of here in England, we know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says,
"Well, give me a shot or something
and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your jackson."
The man screams in horror,
"Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice.
Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his muscle and
proclaims, "Ah, yes, Thai VD.
Vewy ware disease.."
The chap says to the doctor,
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My English doctor wants to cut off my best friend!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid English docttah, always want opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need amputate!"
"Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor.
"Wait two week. Fall off by itself!"