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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on February 18, 2016, 06:57:52 PM

Title: The power of a Post Script (p.s.) ending
Post by: JuST Peter on February 18, 2016, 06:57:52 PM

To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the  driveway.  Fortunately it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway and I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari.
I missed our bikes.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. 
You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


 
Your loving wife.   XXX

(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r150/tomcat5252/Untitled%20attachment%2003375_zpsutktiv8k.jpg) (http://s143.photobucket.com/user/tomcat5252/media/Untitled%20attachment%2003375_zpsutktiv8k.jpg.html)

P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.

Title: Re: The power of a Post Script (p.s.) ending
Post by: WendyL on February 19, 2016, 08:52:27 AM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

Title: Re: The power of a Post Script (p.s.) ending
Post by: Kev Murphy on February 19, 2016, 02:29:14 PM

SNAGGED!... and emailed on...

 :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: The power of a Post Script (p.s.) ending
Post by: Wild Rose on February 23, 2016, 05:05:31 AM

 :grin :grin  :crackup :crackup :crackup   :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl  ++