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Title: Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
Post by: Z900owner on February 26, 2016, 12:06:10 PM
 (Here's your answer.)

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mother so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and patted him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........smack him again!'
 

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you
Title: Re: Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
Post by: WendyL on February 26, 2016, 01:14:36 PM
Yes I laughed, lots.....  :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup
Title: Re: Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
Post by: JuST Peter on February 26, 2016, 02:11:32 PM
Good find  :like
Title: Re: Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
Post by: alans1100 on February 26, 2016, 03:54:06 PM
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........smack him again!'
Until this line I thought it might have been real
 
Title: Re: Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
Post by: Wild Rose on February 26, 2016, 04:33:30 PM
 :grin  :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl :like
Title: Re: Should a Child Witness Childbirth?
Post by: johnnyYTED on February 26, 2016, 09:14:42 PM
:dred11
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha