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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on March 17, 2016, 01:08:04 PM

Title: Playing Golf
Post by: Wild Rose on March 17, 2016, 01:08:04 PM
Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:

 


 

"Are you okay, what's your name?"


 

"It's John and I'm okay thanks," I replied.


 

"John, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."


 

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."


 

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.


 

She was very pretty, very sexy and  very persuasive ... I was weak.  "Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."


 

After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I best go now."


 

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"


 

"Probably still under the cart," I said.



 
Title: Re: Playing Golf
Post by: Kev Murphy on March 17, 2016, 02:12:56 PM
 :rofl   ... Might be better to leave her there?  :grin
Title: Re: Playing Golf
Post by: Biggles on March 17, 2016, 02:38:35 PM
 :grin

Well, at least he was thinking of her!