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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on April 02, 2016, 09:46:29 PM

Title: Impressing your girl
Post by: Biggles on April 02, 2016, 09:46:29 PM

A guy is taking his girl to a dance.  He goes to buy tickets, but there is a really long line.  He eventually gets the tickets.
He goes to buy flowers and the line is huge, but he's patient, and eventually secures flowers.
She love chocolates, so he queues at Lindt.  The line is long, but he eventually gets a box of chocolates.
She loves the gifts and they go to the dance. 
Once inside he asks would she like a drink.  He goes to get some punch, but there's no punchline...

Title: Re: Impressing your girl
Post by: JuST Peter on April 03, 2016, 08:24:45 AM

 :clap :clap You been reading the kids' joke books again Bill?

Title: Re: Impressing your girl
Post by: gaz on April 03, 2016, 05:48:16 PM

Quote from: Biggles on April 02, 2016, 09:46:29 PM

A guy is taking his girl to a dance.  He goes to buy tickets, but there is a really long line.  He eventually gets the tickets.
He goes to buy flowers and the line is huge, but he's patient, and eventually secures flowers.
She love chocolates, so he queues at Lindt.  The line is long, but he eventually gets a box of chocolates.
She loves the gifts and they go to the dance. 
Once inside he asks would she like a drink.  He goes to get some punch, but there's no punchline...

thanks

Title: Re: Impressing your girl
Post by: pault on April 03, 2016, 05:50:23 PM

are you still recovering from the ride home?

Title: Re: Impressing your girl
Post by: Wild Rose on April 03, 2016, 06:09:50 PM

 :well :fp  :hatwave ++

Title: Re: Impressing your girl
Post by: Biggles on April 03, 2016, 06:22:35 PM

Quote from: pault on April 03, 2016, 05:50:23 PM

are you still recovering from the ride home?

Nah, back to full strength.    :p