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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on May 29, 2016, 05:45:49 PM

Title: Political advice
Post by: JuST Peter on May 29, 2016, 05:45:49 PM
Malcolm Turnbull/Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost.

He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?"

Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did."

Turnbull/Shorten went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of his bed.
He asked, 
"John, how can I make this country better?"

Howard said, "Be honest with the people like I was."

Again Turnbull/Shorten fell asleep and awoke; this time to see Harold Holt and asked, 
"Harold, how can I make this country better?"

Harold replied, "Go for a swim like I did!"
Title: Re: Political advice
Post by: Kev Murphy on May 29, 2016, 08:25:32 PM
 :rofl :like
Title: Re: Political advice
Post by: johnnyYTED on May 29, 2016, 09:10:29 PM
:dred11
I knew it... Malcayman and Bill together in bed.. :whistle
Title: Re: Political advice
Post by: Kev Murphy on May 29, 2016, 09:58:59 PM
 :crackup
Title: Re: Political advice
Post by: HunterTodd on May 30, 2016, 01:00:06 PM
I dont think there are any Russian subs in the area at the moment!!
Title: Re: Political advice
Post by: alans1100 on May 30, 2016, 04:45:55 PM
I dont think there are any Russian subs in the area at the moment!!
probably plenty of US ones though
Title: Re: Political advice
Post by: Kev Murphy on May 30, 2016, 05:21:57 PM
but... but ... they are only here to sink the illegals, aren't they?

Maybe we could bribe them to take out both Party leaders, and the budgie smuggler as a bonus?
Title: Re: Political advice
Post by: HunterTodd on May 30, 2016, 10:25:28 PM
Well the conspiracy theorists in 69 thought the Russkis nicked Holt. So who knows they've got form. Have to be a hell of a sub though to fit the two foreheads and the budgie smuggler.
Title: Re: Political advice
Post by: Kev Murphy on June 07, 2016, 02:02:22 PM
 :rofl