OzSTOC
No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on May 29, 2016, 05:45:49 PM
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Malcolm Turnbull/Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost.
He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?"
Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did."
Turnbull/Shorten went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of his bed.
He asked,
"John, how can I make this country better?"
Howard said, "Be honest with the people like I was."
Again Turnbull/Shorten fell asleep and awoke; this time to see Harold Holt and asked,
"Harold, how can I make this country better?"
Harold replied, "Go for a swim like I did!"
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:rofl :like
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:dred11
I knew it... Malcayman and Bill together in bed.. :whistle
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:crackup
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I dont think there are any Russian subs in the area at the moment!!
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I dont think there are any Russian subs in the area at the moment!!
probably plenty of US ones though
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but... but ... they are only here to sink the illegals, aren't they?
Maybe we could bribe them to take out both Party leaders, and the budgie smuggler as a bonus?
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Well the conspiracy theorists in 69 thought the Russkis nicked Holt. So who knows they've got form. Have to be a hell of a sub though to fit the two foreheads and the budgie smuggler.
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:rofl