OzSTOC

No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: StinkyPete on June 28, 2016, 07:32:18 AM

Title: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: StinkyPete on June 28, 2016, 07:32:18 AM
WTF  :eek   https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=167&v=TBb9O-aW4zI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=167&v=TBb9O-aW4zI)

It seems I have a couple of million dollars worth stashed down the back yard, and I just need some clever marketing.   At $1200 for a single bit of wood or $500 for a small bundle of kindling, either I'm in the wrong business, or his customers have too much money to spend, or I just don't get it.   
Title: Re: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: STroppy on June 28, 2016, 08:18:00 AM
Quote from: StinkyPete on June 28, 2016, 07:32:18 AM
WTF  :eek   https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=167&v=TBb9O-aW4zI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=167&v=TBb9O-aW4zI)

It seems I have a couple of million dollars worth stashed down the back yard, and I just need some clever marketing.   At $1200 for a single bit of wood or $500 for a small bundle of kindling, either I'm in the wrong business, or his customers have too much money to spend, or I just don't get it.

Very amusing . . . Taking a shot at the plethora of cooking shows on Teev . . .
Title: Re: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: Wild Rose on June 28, 2016, 10:30:52 AM
My Step-Father used to make bowls like that and he just gave them away
I know it is all in the timber used, the better the wood the better the outcome  :thumbsup
Title: Re: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: Kev Murphy on June 28, 2016, 07:44:31 PM
WTF  Wot thuh???

Well, I guess it's true, regarding his customers... There's one born every minute!
Title: Re: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: STroppy on June 28, 2016, 08:07:33 PM
Quote from: Kev Murphy on June 28, 2016, 07:44:31 PM
WTF  Wot thuh???

Well, I guess it's true, regarding his customers... There's one born every minute!

It's a spoof Kev, not really selling firewood!
Title: Re: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: Kev Murphy on June 28, 2016, 09:09:30 PM
Thank god for that, Terry! I didn't read the posts after the clip, just sat here open mouthed at the content!
Title: Re: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: STroppy on June 28, 2016, 09:23:52 PM
Quote from: Kev Murphy on June 28, 2016, 09:09:30 PM
Thank god for that, Terry! I didn't read the posts after the clip, just sat here open mouthed at the content!

Having said that young Kev . . . I do have some preloved, clean, neatly arranged firewood for sale . . 3 or 4 pieces I could let you have for a meer $200 a piece . . Special deal for you . .
Title: Re: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: Gavo on June 28, 2016, 09:33:38 PM
Im stopping just burning off any more and going to take more care with my wood

Mine will be sold off as sweedish candles

Specifically for campers , light travelling and day trippers
Title: Re: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: Kev Murphy on June 28, 2016, 10:03:30 PM
Hmmmm... maybe I could just shred some firewood, and sell it off as 'craftsman made' toothpicks?
Title: Re: Firewood Craftsman
Post by: gaz on June 29, 2016, 08:28:30 PM
 :eek