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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on July 04, 2016, 07:23:23 PM

Title: Wife's new panties
Post by: Wild Rose on July 04, 2016, 07:23:23 PM

New Panties

 

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties

in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

 

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and

sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a

glass of wine.

 

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide

enough that her husband asks,

 

"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

 

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

 

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

 

 

He never saw the wine glass coming!  :grin

 

Title: Re: Wife's new panties
Post by: Brock on July 04, 2016, 07:28:21 PM

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Title: Re: Wife's new panties
Post by: Kev Murphy on July 05, 2016, 02:17:38 PM

 :grin :thumb

Title: Re: Wife's new panties
Post by: JuST Peter on July 05, 2016, 07:46:05 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :clap :clap I didnt see it coming either