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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on July 31, 2016, 03:04:23 PM
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When everybody on earth passed on and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines:
One line for the men who were true heads of their household,
and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.
I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household!
You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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:fp Well - - - that does sound about right these days ! :OldMan
" No Darling - I haven't been out riding lately " (whispers to self -" not since you sold my cruiser last time I was in hospital anyway" ) o:)
" Yes My LOVE - I remember what you said you'd do to me if you caught me riding again. " |-i
Flip
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Is she threatening to feed the ducks Flip??
Flip will understand, I doubt many will
o:) o:)
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Is she threatening to feed the ducks Flip??
Flip will understand, I doubt many will
o:) o:)
Not yet - but it's come close a couple of time while trying to learn the customs and traditions. >:()
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