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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: StinkyPete on August 23, 2016, 09:04:29 AM
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http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/ (http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/)
There is nothing I can add to this story. :butt :o :eek
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No I would say that all bases were covered..?...
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The phrase of the week is "bolus of flatulence".
Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.
How do you forget consuming that much food & booze ?
Makes me look like a lightweight in comparison o:)
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"I just hope that others will learn from my mistake. I swear, I will never, ever fart in a woman's face again.
At least, not in private."
So it's OK to do it in public then :fp
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It's a spoof on a satirical "news" site.
But don't let me spoil it for you! :-(((
Do you get much of your news there, Pete?
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"I just hope that others will learn from my mistake. I swear, I will never, ever fart in a woman's face again.
At least, not in private."
So it's OK to do it in public then :fp
I thought the same thing
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6 litres of gas? ... aww, c'mon now, not possible! Visualise how much gas that is, (two x 3 litre milk bottles?)... and it far exceeds the volume of human output!
The body generally produces only about half a litre per day, which is released in about 14 emissions per day.
Not much volume per fart, is there?
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As Biggles has said, it's a fake, but pretty funny anyway. :grin
See here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_%282006_season%29#Facts_About_Flatulence for some brief Mythbusters info on the subject. :fp
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6 litres of gas? ... aww, c'mon now, not possible! Visualise how much gas that is, (two x 3 litre milk bottles?)... and it far exceeds the volume of human output!
The body generally produces only about half a litre per day, which is released in about 14 emissions per day.
Not much volume per fart, is there?
It's the quality not the quantity that makes all the difference :eek
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:crackup
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It's the quality not the quantity that makes all the difference :eek
Seems we're blessed with an expert we can call upon any time the subject comes up...
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Anyone can be an expert Biggles :grin
In the same rich vein as "if it sounds like a duck & walks like a duck...it's a duck "
All you need is some of your senses working - If it sounds & smells like a ....
It's the quality not the quantity that makes all the difference :eek
Seems we're blessed with an expert we can call upon any time the subject comes up...
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Anyone can be an expert Biggles :grin
In the same rich vein as "if it sounds like a duck & walks like a duck...it's a duck "
All you need is some of your senses working - If it sounds & smells like a ....
I just took one look at your avatar and let the conclusion work out itself.