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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: Biggles on December 09, 2016, 11:01:02 AM

Title: Caught speeding
Post by: Biggles on December 09, 2016, 11:01:02 AM

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's licence?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the rego in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too!?
• Biker: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation.
• Captain: Sir, can I see your licence?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem.
The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

Title: Re: Caught speeding
Post by: Shiney on December 09, 2016, 05:11:37 PM

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Title: Re: Caught speeding
Post by: richo on December 09, 2016, 06:31:58 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Caught speeding
Post by: Wild Rose on December 10, 2016, 08:03:06 AM

 :grin :grin :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :like

Title: Re: Caught speeding
Post by: Kev Murphy on December 12, 2016, 09:32:38 PM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :thumbsup

Title: Re: Caught speeding
Post by: JuST Peter on December 14, 2016, 05:58:38 AM

 ++ :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Caught speeding
Post by: Nigel on December 14, 2016, 06:41:47 PM

Very clever, it draws you away from the facts then hits you on the back of the head.  ++   :wht11