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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: JuST Peter on January 05, 2017, 08:06:10 PM

Title: The Pregnant Blonde
Post by: JuST Peter on January 05, 2017, 08:06:10 PM
The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up  to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said,  “
paul,  I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!
I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins
   Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said...

“That was the easy part. I went to ALDI and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”
Title: Re: The Pregnant Blonde
Post by: Kev Murphy on January 06, 2017, 01:17:22 AM
 :rofl  (http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s277/cool_blue_ice_2002/blonde%20headshake.gif)
Title: Re: The Pregnant Blonde
Post by: Wild Rose on January 06, 2017, 06:53:36 AM
 :grin :crackup :rofl :thumbsup
Title: Re: The Pregnant Blonde
Post by: Biggles on January 06, 2017, 07:44:36 AM
Gotta love ALDI stuff!