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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: JuST Peter on February 12, 2017, 02:19:52 PM
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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their mobile phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while
she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of bloke, texted back:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise…."