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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: winston66 on June 02, 2017, 12:19:50 PM

Title: Getting Permission
Post by: winston66 on June 02, 2017, 12:19:50 PM

This was a recent conversation overheard between Winston and his smart arse son Nathan, whilst Winston was cleaning up a weeks worth of gunge in their neglected kitchen .
 
WINSTON,
I think that to qualify for this housekeeping job I should have a sex change.

SMART ARSE NATHAN.
I don"t think that that would stop you from whinging.

WINSTON,
Well at least I would be allowed too.


It is a true one,

Cheers to all.
Winston 66.
Northampton

Title: Re: Getting Permission
Post by: Brock on June 02, 2017, 02:05:28 PM

 ++ ++ ++

Title: Re: Getting Permission
Post by: Jdbiker on June 02, 2017, 07:16:43 PM

Keep away from the kitchen  :eek :grin

Title: Re: Getting Permission
Post by: winston66 on June 03, 2017, 08:38:50 PM

 :blk13

Hi jd,
I would stay out of the kitchen,
But I can not find along enough stick so hat I can press the button on the dishwasher,
Whilst having a beer in the lounge.

Cheers .
Winston 66,
Northampton

Title: Re: Getting Permission
Post by: Brock on June 03, 2017, 09:11:08 PM

Winston,

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But I can not find along enough stick so hat I can press the button on the dishwasher,

A man of your talents could connect up a wireless remote control to the dishwasher and washing machine.

Title: Re: Getting Permission
Post by: Bodø Glimt on June 04, 2017, 12:24:51 PM

Not needed here as I quite like locking myself in the laundry and listening to the washing machine.  I find it quite effective in drowning out the kids.