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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: StinkyPete on October 29, 2017, 07:39:55 AM

Title: Oncologists
Post by: StinkyPete on October 29, 2017, 07:39:55 AM

Funeral directors use two rows of screws on the coffin lids of deceased cancer victims, just to stop the oncologists from trying one more round of chemo.

(If you are offended by this, I'll remove it, but as one with cancer, I find it pretty funny)

Title: Re: Oncologists
Post by: Bodø Glimt on October 29, 2017, 07:43:50 AM

I don't get it, but that is probably because I don't know the intricacies of oncology or chemotherapy.

p.s.
I'm not offended either.

Title: Re: Oncologists
Post by: JuST Peter on October 29, 2017, 08:03:27 AM

I get it and I reckon it's a classic and I'm gunna pinch it  :grin

Title: Re: Oncologists
Post by: StinkyPete on October 29, 2017, 08:19:27 AM

Quote from: JuST Peter on October 29, 2017, 08:03:27 AM

I get it and I reckon it's a classic and I'm gunna pinch it  :grin

Go for it....  It was a palliative care nurse that told me.   :rofl

Title: Re: Oncologists
Post by: JuST Peter on October 29, 2017, 08:20:53 AM

:rofl