OzSTOC

General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: pault on January 02, 2018, 07:36:53 PM

Title: new year thoughts
Post by: pault on January 02, 2018, 07:36:53 PM

A specialist learns more and more about about less and less. Till eventually he knows everything about nothing.

A non specialist learns less and less about more and more. Till finally he knows nothing about everything.

Leaves me playing dial a brain cell

Title: Re: new year thoughts
Post by: Bodø Glimt on January 02, 2018, 08:03:07 PM

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Title: Re: new year thoughts
Post by: PC on January 02, 2018, 08:10:55 PM

It is said that a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee

Title: Re: new year thoughts
Post by: Biggles on January 03, 2018, 10:03:57 AM

Sometimes when it's raining really really hard outside and I'm inside, I want to find the guy who invented buildings and give him a big kiss.  Not a big wet kiss, though, because that would defeat the purpose.

Title: Re: new year thoughts
Post by: Lorien Vale on January 04, 2018, 08:12:59 AM

The other day upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today I wish that man would go away!   :bl11