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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: StinkyPete on March 07, 2018, 07:54:26 PM

Title: Nuclear Power
Post by: StinkyPete on March 07, 2018, 07:54:26 PM

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a sheep all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a sheep poos little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Title: Re: Nuclear Power
Post by: johnnyYTED on March 07, 2018, 08:33:03 PM

 :blk13
 :rofl :crackup  :thumb

Title: Re: Nuclear Power
Post by: Bodø Glimt on March 07, 2018, 08:39:00 PM

 :thumbsup

Title: Re: Nuclear Power
Post by: Wild Rose on March 08, 2018, 12:45:44 AM

 :clap  :clap  :grin  :thumbsup

Title: Re: Nuclear Power
Post by: ppopeye on March 08, 2018, 07:35:40 AM

                           :thumbsup

Title: Re: Nuclear Power
Post by: STraya on March 08, 2018, 10:46:07 AM

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Title: Re: Nuclear Power
Post by: Kev Murphy on March 09, 2018, 09:16:21 PM

She could have further confused the guy. Wombats drop cube-shaped pellets.  :grin