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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Jokes, and Only Jokes => Topic started by: Wild Rose on March 20, 2018, 03:09:07 PM

Title: Deep Conversation
Post by: Wild Rose on March 20, 2018, 03:09:07 PM

Deeply Profound Thoughts By Men.

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says,
'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. 
She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,
'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'

Title: Re: Deep Conversation
Post by: Bodø Glimt on March 20, 2018, 06:00:43 PM

True.  If my wife gives me the silent treatment I grin and bear it. (http://www.footballnews.com.au/forum/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)

Title: Re: Deep Conversation
Post by: Kev Murphy on March 20, 2018, 07:03:05 PM

Mid 80's ...

My second Missus was very vocal ...

She gave me the option of HER, or the BIKE.

I helped her to pack, and kept the bike.

A few weeks later I left the state, but never bothered to inform her. :thumb

Title: Re: Deep Conversation
Post by: Bodø Glimt on March 20, 2018, 07:37:35 PM

lol... I left the country !

Title: Re: Deep Conversation
Post by: Kev Murphy on March 20, 2018, 10:27:02 PM

 :rofl