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Title: 6 Days
Post by: Big Gaz on May 18, 2018, 07:32:34 PM

 :dred11 Managed to squeeze in a quicky this afternoon after 6 days of abstinence .
 i would like to thank my dog , sheep, guinea pigs , cats and wife and children for unselfishly waiting for me to return to cook and clean for them .
 Luv em all nearly as much as i adore the ST.

Title: Re: 6 Days
Post by: Langers on May 18, 2018, 10:04:37 PM

Which of course reminds me of the 2nd worst joke in the world:

This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA”.

“That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you
think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.”
And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”.

After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach
specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say
“HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition.

Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man
to a dentist.

After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up
the guys mouth and examining it.

The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.”

The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The
dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”

The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my farts?”

The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”

(I should apologise, shouldn't I?)

Title: Re: 6 Days
Post by: Biggles on May 18, 2018, 10:32:53 PM

Quote from: Langers on May 18, 2018, 10:04:37 PM

(I should apologise, shouldn't I?)

Most certainly NOT.  It's the best laugh I've had this week.
(OK, so maybe I've had better weeks...)

Title: Re: 6 Days
Post by: Brock on May 18, 2018, 10:34:15 PM

Quote

(I should apologise, shouldn't I?)

Nope,

just go sit in the Norty Corner for a couple of hours :spank

Title: Re: 6 Days
Post by: Biggles on May 18, 2018, 10:42:06 PM

Quote from: Brock on May 18, 2018, 10:34:15 PM

Quote

(I should apologise, shouldn't I?)

Nope,

just go sit in the Norty Corner for a couple of hours :spank

Aww Brock!  That's got to be a Club Classic!  Give the man an award.

Title: Re: 6 Days
Post by: Wild Rose on May 18, 2018, 11:29:55 PM

Made me laugh till my arm hurt  :crackup  :rofl :-++ :like

Title: Re: 6 Days
Post by: Big Gaz on May 19, 2018, 04:41:48 AM

Langers , mate there are few people in the world who make me struggle to come up with a valid and appropriate reply .
And you sir are not one of them .

HAHAHA  :CB--

Safe travellin mate to one and all  :dred11

Title: Re: 6 Days
Post by: Pete on May 21, 2018, 10:08:09 AM

I enjoyed that.
It's made my Monday morning.


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