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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Shillas on May 23, 2018, 10:40:28 PM

Title: Tales from Bodo Glimt
Post by: Shillas on May 23, 2018, 10:40:28 PM

Paddy and Seamus had missed the last bus and were walking home at midnight, when they passed the bus depot. A window was open so Paddy hopped in to steal a bus. After much banging and crashing Paddy came back out through the window.

    "We're out of luck, Seamus, there wasn't a number 153 in there"


    "Bloody Idiot Paddy you could have nicked a number 180 and we could have walked from the roundabout....."
     

Title: Re: Tales from Bodo Glimt
Post by: Bodø Glimt on May 24, 2018, 04:32:33 AM

When I was at Brisbane Transport about once a year a bus was stolen from Garden City depot and found dumped in the same spot.  A neighbour would ring up and say "they've left it here again, you'd better come and get it".

Title: Re: Tales from Bodo Glimt
Post by: Biggles on May 24, 2018, 10:28:28 AM

Quote from: Shillas on May 23, 2018, 10:40:28 PM

"Bloody Idiot Paddy you could have nicked a number 180 and we could have walked from the roundabout....."
 

It's been a long time since we had a good Irish joke.
That's one I hadn't heard before.

Title: Re: Tales from Bodo Glimt
Post by: Bodø on September 12, 2018, 02:06:23 PM

I'm about to start my last run for today.

Title: Re: Tales from Bodo Glimt
Post by: Bodø on February 07, 2020, 08:04:06 PM

For dinner I had kari ayam mie, satay tōfū and a pint of Guinness.  True story. 🍺