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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Shillas on May 23, 2018, 10:47:27 PM

Title: Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
Post by: Shillas on May 23, 2018, 10:47:27 PM


    1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Coopers.
    2. When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
    3. Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
    4. Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
    5. A prison guard is shaving your head.