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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on June 10, 2012, 12:00:16 PM

Title: Confession
Post by: Poppy Dave on June 10, 2012, 12:00:16 PM

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.

Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'



Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: Brock on June 10, 2012, 12:14:55 PM

 :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: Biggles on June 10, 2012, 12:31:42 PM

Ah, those Jews!  Boastful lot!