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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on June 13, 2012, 10:11:11 PM
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Jimbo goes to an outdoor show and wins a 10' tinny. He brings it home and his wife looks at him and says,
(http://www.imgjoe.com/x/boat.gif)
"What're you gunna do with that. There's no water deep enough to
float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm gunna keep it and use it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his new rowing boat", pointing to the paddock behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
brother in the middle of a big field sitting in the
boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What the hell does it look like I'm doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Queensland a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your arse!"
(http://www.imgjoe.com/x/brudders.jpg)
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:crackup :crackup :thumbs :thumbs :thumbsup :thumbsup
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You needn't have illustrated it with family photos, Blue! :crackup
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:crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl
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You needn't have illustrated it with family photos, Blue! :crackup
Bugger! You recognised me :well :grin
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He dosen't have to swim, with ears that big he could fly out to the boat. :rofl :bl11