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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on June 26, 2012, 11:27:02 AM

Title: Revolutionary new Product
Post by: JuST Peter on June 26, 2012, 11:27:02 AM

This could be a send-up......


Fermentron Mark 3 Wine Accelerator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-apYZ2Q7nI#noexternalembed)

Title: Re: Revolutionary new Product
Post by: Brock on June 26, 2012, 11:38:44 AM

Only $3000 per glass, what a winner :thumbs :thumbs :thumbsup :thumbsup

Title: Re: Revolutionary new Product
Post by: Whizz on June 26, 2012, 05:10:12 PM

What fascinating electronical gobbledy-gook! References to "Temporal" mean that this machine changes time!!

There is a really good example of this sort of thing, and if I can find a copy of it I'll post it here. It is called the Entabulator.

Cheers
Whizz
 :13Candy

Title: Re: Revolutionary new Product
Post by: JuST Peter on June 26, 2012, 09:20:24 PM

Quote from: Whizz on June 26, 2012, 05:10:12 PM

What fascinating electronical gobbledy-gook! References to "Temporal" mean that this machine changes time!!

There is a really good example of this sort of thing, and if I can find a copy of it I'll post it here. It is called the Entabulator.

Cheers
Whizz
 :13Candy

This it?
Entabulator.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIS5n9Oyzsc#)

Title: Re: Revolutionary new Product
Post by: Whizz on June 26, 2012, 10:55:25 PM

Thanks Peter, Yep, that's it.

The story behind this film is that the bloke in the white coat is a professional actor who does short educational movies and this was supposedly a set-up test for lighting/sound/set etc. He actually was able to ad-lib all of the speech simply because he had done so many previously that he knew what it was supposed to sound like. He made up every single detail on the spot...and it sounded accurate. That's the story, but I think it was a bit more than that, the slides and the note at the end make me think there was a level of preparation to this. But regardless, it is extremely well done for a put-up job!

I have another sound-only recording of a real US Air Force training video which was used to teach missile guidance systems. I'll put it up tomorrow, it is hilarious.

Cheers
Whizz

Title: Re: Revolutionary new Product
Post by: Skip on June 27, 2012, 07:23:52 PM

Yeah. What he said. I just bought one on ebay. Cheap as chips. Comes with a warranty. It's coming from Nigeria. Cool hey.  :runyay

Title: Re: Revolutionary new Product
Post by: Biggles on June 27, 2012, 09:15:07 PM

Quote from: Skip on June 27, 2012, 07:23:52 PM

Yeah. What he said. I just bought one on ebay. Cheap as chips. Comes with a warranty. It's coming from Nigeria. Cool hey.  :runyay

That Fermentron Mark 3 Wine Accelerator is bound to make a very nice whine, especially the Nigerian sourced one!  Was it on their eBay?
Should arrive tomorrow, then.