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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on July 02, 2012, 09:30:40 PM

Title: Pinched from the BK forum
Post by: Poppy Dave on July 02, 2012, 09:30:40 PM

My Tax Returns

Yesterday I got my Tax Return "Returned"

I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year,

however, the ATO sent my Tax Return back!!

I guess it was because of the line: "List All Dependents" to which I had replied:
1/2 million illegal immigrants
1/4 million crack heads
2 million unemployable people living on welfare
1 million people in over 123 prisons and
353 fools in Parliament House and the Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT acceptable.

So I sent it back with the question "Did I forget someone?"

Title: Re: Pinched from the BK forum
Post by: tj189 on July 03, 2012, 07:37:16 AM

 :crackup :crackup

Title: Re: Pinched from the BK forum
Post by: Whizz on July 03, 2012, 10:32:48 AM

Funny!!  :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

But frighteningly true!! :well :well :well :well

Title: Re: Pinched from the BK forum
Post by: Malcolm6112 on July 03, 2012, 08:48:36 PM

 :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :runyay

 :blu13