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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Whizz on July 06, 2012, 01:47:42 PM

Title: Seiors Leaving Aus
Post by: Whizz on July 06, 2012, 01:47:42 PM
News Flash from offshore from Broome , Western Australia ----
The Australian Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the north west coast of Australia today.
This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but away from Australia towards Christmas Island .
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Australians who were all seniors of pension age.
Their claim was that they were trying to get to Christmas Island so as to be able to return to Australia as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Australian pensioners.
The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.

We are booking the next boat out, let me know if you want to come. After all, you do like Cruises don't you
Title: Re: Seiors Leaving Aus
Post by: Poppy Dave on July 06, 2012, 01:54:56 PM
 :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Seiors Leaving Aus
Post by: Malcolm6112 on July 06, 2012, 08:19:11 PM
You could try this Dave.

 :rofl

Title: Re: Seiors Leaving Aus
Post by: Skip on July 06, 2012, 09:09:49 PM
Would be funny if the sentiment wasn't so true.
Title: Re: Seiors Leaving Aus
Post by: Tipsy on July 07, 2012, 09:54:03 AM
 :wht11 py

Book me on the next one at least I would get new knees within a couple of weeks  :well :well :well

Tipsy