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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: alans1100 on July 15, 2012, 06:30:41 PM

Title: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Post by: alans1100 on July 15, 2012, 06:30:41 PM

SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
 
 
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.
 
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
 
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
Long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
Usually have sex only in your bedroom.
 
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
Long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
Both say ... 'Fuck You.'
 
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
 
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
Takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
 
And . Last ... But not least ...
 
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
 
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

I have enough problems of my own !!!

Title: Re: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Post by: Brock on July 15, 2012, 07:38:26 PM

 :eek :eek :eek :eek :well

Title: Re: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Post by: Streak on July 15, 2012, 08:25:32 PM

Quote from: Brock on July 15, 2012, 07:38:26 PM

:eek :eek :eek :eek :well

Agreed...

Title: Re: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Post by: Poppy Dave on July 15, 2012, 11:37:02 PM

Well I think it's funny........................ :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl

At my age it's more thoughties than naughties. :'(

Dave                                                                                         :wht13

Title: Re: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Post by: Aj1300 on July 16, 2012, 07:33:52 AM

Allan1100, I think the blokes who are stomping there feet ,must be having the 4 th type of sex .hall way sex. They have no love :rofl :rofl :blk13

Title: Re: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Post by: Brock on July 16, 2012, 08:35:55 AM

AJ

SinBin for 1 hr  , Thou Shalt not pick on Admin.....

:spank  :spank :spank

Title: Re: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Post by: Whizz on July 16, 2012, 08:37:25 AM

I love it!!

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

Title: Re: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Post by: Tipsy on July 16, 2012, 08:47:48 AM

 :wht11 py

Hell I have even given up on thoughties  :runyay

Anyway I would rather be out riding my first love,  And I can shut her up any time I like  :p :p :p :butt

Tipsy

Title: Re: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Post by: Aj1300 on July 16, 2012, 06:01:49 PM

Quote from: Tipsy on July 16, 2012, 08:47:48 AM

:wht11 py

Hell I have even given up on thoughties  :runyay

Anyway I would rather be out riding my first love,  And I can shut her up any time I like  :p :p :p :butt

Tipsy

You better take the admin staff with you Tipsy, might be the only ride they get. :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup, still no love :blk13