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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on July 21, 2012, 10:20:25 AM

Title: IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE
Post by: Poppy Dave on July 21, 2012, 10:20:25 AM

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't

really give a rat's-ass:

1. If walking and cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is still fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. But a tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

 

I'm retired. Go around me!

Title: Re: IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE
Post by: Brock on July 21, 2012, 10:34:12 AM

Quote

I'm retired. Go around me!

Now that would make a great bumper sticker

Title: Re: IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE
Post by: STeveo on July 21, 2012, 05:09:48 PM

Where could I get a couple of THOSE stickers???


 :bl11

Title: Re: IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE
Post by: saaz on July 21, 2012, 05:13:34 PM

I want stickers with 'I am retired, get out of the way'

Title: Re: IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE
Post by: Skip on July 21, 2012, 05:22:54 PM

"I'm retired. Go around me!"   That is gold Dave.
Stickerman. There is a HUGE market for that sticker.
( Only one problem. I'm not retired.  Dooh. )